Wednesday, April 28, 2010

Post Cellulitis Treatment

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One of my classmate told me recently reported the Plinkett Reviews , more or less in-depth analysis of such films as Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace and Avatar . They are videos on Youtube, some of them quite long (the reviews Episode I and Episode II last one hour and ten and an hour and a half!), But they are really worth the effort. The reviews are filmed as if they were reflections of an elderly homicidal maniac whose mission is to explain to the world why some science fiction movie are colossal crap. The approach of Mr Plinkett reflects what I would do for Flat10 genius and if I had more time available. Council to all those able to understand English to look at!

Thursday, April 15, 2010

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Review: Shutter Island


HD Trailer English

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Title: Shutter Island
Year: 2010
Country: USA
Genre: Thriller
Length: 138 minutes
Director: Martin Scorsese
Screenplay: Steven Knight and Laeta Kalogridis
Cast: Leonardo DiCaprio (Teddy), Mark Ruffalo (Chuck), Ben Kingsley (Dr. Cawley), Michelle Williams (Dolores), Max von Sydow (Dr. Naerhing), Jackie Earle Haley (George Noyce)
Production: Paramount Pictures, Columbia Pictures
Distribution: Paramount Pictures

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short reviews I promised, so here's the short review. Even
Shutter Island I liked it. Do not yet know very well the work of Martin Scorsese (I admit, to my shame, that so far the only films that I've never seen this and are The Departed, which also left me chilly), but I know anyway His name, and then when I approach her to a movie I expect not mere entertainment, but a work of a certain level. Shutter Island instead belongs to the maximum to the array of films that I find enjoyable on a rainy evening of boredom to pass in front of the television: what I need, exactly, would simply pure entertainment. When I sit down at the cinema, however, want a work. I want something that is trying to shake my imagination, something that I will inspire intense emotions, something that attempts to enrich the culture, even the popular one. From

Shutter Island I did not get anything about this, indeed: with the exception of the sequences set in the concentration camp at Dachau, the only things that caught my attention were four scenes evil. The first is the one that sees the two FBI agents who meet on the boat. DiCaprio tells Ruffalo why they are there and what to do. Later in this film has its initial spiegone why, but it is a flat-spotted the suspicious information that the viewer immediately and call the shot of the final scene. The second is when DiCaprio Ruffalo and climb in the car with the cops and head with them to the mental hospital on the island. The squenza is underscored by a soundtrack exaggerated, so as to render the scene as a parody of itself. The third captain of the guard sees the island's present to the two FBI agents in the wings where the asylum is divided. Even here, again, the film makes fun of himself. The installation is fast, video clips from MTV, and the atmosphere thriller / horror ruined. The fourth, then, is a real icing on the cake. After two hours of investigation to proceed in fits and starts, there is a twist. DiCaprio's just that, like the viewer, can not believe his eyes and his ears. Here then Ben Kingsley pulls out a blackboard and explains the film's ending.
unwatchable.


Pro + All in all, a sense in the end have it

Against
- Full of spiegoni
- Scene badly shot and edited, or otherwise in a very traditional

Judgement
-1
Shutter Island is not really anything special. If you find a movie with a good plot twist or with a schizoid personality, look The Sixth Sense or Fight Club and let lose the last banality of Scorsese.

Wednesday, April 7, 2010

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Review: The Matrix



Trinity and Morpheus promise to reveal the truth, because reality is not what it seems ... that are affiliated with Scientology?

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Title: Matrix (The Matrix)
Year: 1999
Country: USA
Genre: Action / Sci-Fi
Length: 136 minutes
Directed by: Larry and Andy Wachowski
Screenplay: Larry and Andy Wachowski
Performers: Keanu Reeves (Neo), Laurence Fishburne (Morpheus), Carrie-Ann Moss (Trinity), Hugo Weaving (Agent Smith), Joe Pantoliano (Cypher)
Production: Joel Silver
Distribution: Warner Bros. Pictures, Village Roadshow Pictures

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Some time does my teacher Introduction to Film asked us to do a summary of The Matrix, so I decided to take this opportunity to increase my library of Blu-Ray by going to buy from HMV. When released on DVD in 2000, it looked that film something like three or four times in a row. I was totally in love, as well as all other youngsters who found in the Wachowski brothers' film Star Wars of their generation. Buy the movie rather than download it from the network was therefore a moral duty.

Covering The Matrix through the eyes of now, however, was a different experience: it will be because they are more mature than me or because they are more mature and the time over the years, the sleights of Neo and his associates have become the subject of parody on a more or less daily, but after reviewing the film I could not help but fall in the tunnel of the 'what would have been better looking Ommioddio if they had been less superficial "in which I happen to end up more often.


But Neo, who the fuck is that?
The Matrix is \u200b\u200bone of those few films that have seen all that struck the imagination of everyone, even to those who have not liked. In 1999, almost everyone now had a cell phone and a computer, broadband began to spread and more people were able to understand concepts like "artificial intelligence" and "virtual reality". Matrix has surprised everyone with its spectacular action sequences, and intellettuaolidi that they could not admit that he liked the film to the trivial fistfights have decided to praise him for his modern reinterpretation of the myth of Plato's cave.

But besides some petty piece of philosophy, zen freeze-dried, circus acts and information for beginners there are the inevitable cardboard characters. Who is Thomas Anderson, aka Neo? Where you from? Who are his friends? What are your parents? What makes it so special to turn Trinity into a voyeur and to risk their lives to Morpheus? Bho! All that is known is that everyone is straconvinti that he is the 'Chosen "(" The One "in English), but the reason for this belief is never explained! The only thing is that Thomas Figliodiandrea is that working in a cubicle by day and by night porn movies masquerading as Friend 90s at home still have a slow 56k connection. That's it! Unlike children in the house can see the Oracle, Neo does not bend spoons or flies cubes with the letters in the air - what sets it apart from ordinary people is that surf the Internet looking for the answer to the question "What is the Matrix." Wow. Very impressive. If Neo is able to use Google, you may also be able to dodge bullets and save mankind from slavery! Too bad that the sagacity of Neo stop there: both Neo asks what is the Matrix, so do not give a damn daughters going to reveal to friends and once the family has learned.


More cyberpunk and less crap!
A little game I like to do when I see films that I do not like or that I like in the middle is to imagine a remake where I keep some things the original and changed others to make a version of my own, enhanced the things that I miss and that I think would add depth to the story and depth to the characters. Had I done

Matrix, as I said, I would try to explore more the character of Neo. I would show why it is so special in the eyes of Morpheus, and what it says and makes a stir as Trinity. I showed her confusion once again in virtual reality: if such a thing were to happen to me, I think I would run by people who are important to me to make them sharers of truth, rather than sit and watch the waves dressed red (the time to do what it always is). I would also like to see taken to the parallelism with the myth of the cave: Neo and his companions do not think twice about embarking on their crusade against the Matrix, but those who can offer so much security that humans will be happy once released? Who makes you do wake up from their lives to deal with the virtual destruction of the real world? But the end is best, as always, doing things "American" and end all in cask between good and bad - and the Warner Bros. indictment avoids blatant plagiarism of our Rockets Amari.

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Pro
+ Interesting story from the premises
+ Beautiful +
action scenes spectacular Use bullet time
+ + very nice design
not bored, not even the millionth time that it regards

Against
- Neo is a cartoon character
- The lack of expression of Keanu Reeves does not improve the situation
- The history makes sense only to a certain point
- is concluded in the most American way possible

Judgement
+1
not rate very high, but is a positive vote.
If the plot had been kept more realistic and less space was given to the scazzottatte Dragon Ball , my vote would have been much higher, now that a The Matrix has made the history of cyberpunk and film d ' action.
's one of those movies that I like to do a remake that nobody else feels the slightest need.

Tuesday, April 6, 2010

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admit that since I started living abroad, I have become increasingly disinterested in the Italian political situation, which for me has become almost as important as the celeb gossip. By now everyone knows that Berlusconi is a mafioso and a pimp, that the League are the Italian version of the Ku Klux Klan and that the left is made by the ghosts of which even their most voters remember the name. Who wants to listen, knows these things already. Vannao gone on for years, and the antics of the new Nano or the new release of xenophobic Senatùr not interest me more now that my life was spent elsewhere.

When I get home, though, I can not help catch a summary of previous games because my relatives and friends speak very often about politics. And so I looked around on YouTube rai , and I learned that the PDL has risked Lazio because he had to hand over the lists at the last second you are out for a sandwich and Renzo Bossi, Umberto's son , after failing three times to maturity is now part of the people who administer the province of Brescia.

Beautiful stuff, Italians.
But now I know that there are years, and I know that things go well here - although when I hear talk of "good" and "evil" can not help but think that this country is increasingly Orwellian, and I can not suppress a shudder.
But one thing I do not understand: what the hell was he doing from Morgan Santoro?

Monday, April 5, 2010

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Review: Avatar



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Trailer in English

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Title: Avatar
Year: 2009
Country: USA
Genre: Sci-Fi
Length: 162 minutes
Director: James Cameron
Screenplay: James Cameron
Cast: Sam Worthington (Jake Sully), Zoe Saldana (Neytiri), Stephen Lang (Col. Quaritch), Michelle Rodriguez (Trudy), Sigourney Weaver (Mr. Grace), Giovanni Ribisi (Parker Selfridge)
Production: James Cameron, Jon Landau
Distribution: 20th Century Fox

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The gestation of this review has been long and painful.
Every time I watch a movie, in fact, explode from the desire to talk and share my views with someone. More often than not the only victim at hand is the irreducible Beppe, and as to my delusions of grandeur only one party is not enough I made up this blog in the vain hope of finding others in the immensity of the network. Unfortunately, the majority of the time I turn on the PC instead of putting them in writing is taken to be discouraged and let myself be distracted by a thousand other crap that the internet allows me to pursue. Here are my ideas so that the tyranny of the brain in a corner waiting for a propitious moment in which to express it properly - and so pass the days, weeks, the months and sometimes years (as has happened with many actions on True Heroes ).

Avatar has made me decide once and for all to become aware of this situation and change my goals so as not to kill Flat10 permanently. I realized, in fact, that if it takes me so long to write a review is because in theory I do not want to limit myself to just say if a movie is good or bad after a brief summary of the plot like so many others do, however. What I would like to do more analysis - but my love of detail would lead me to comment on the film almost scene by scene, what that requires a lot of time and effort to me that I write and to read the visitor.

now on so I'll be much, much more than I did with summary Inglourious Basterds and how I wanted to continue to do. I hope to be able to keep interesting, and if my readers will leave comments and questions to my work, I will be happy to respond. The blog exists primarily for that.

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$ 237 million well spent ... but maybe not

Avatar I did not like.
And not just because I could not believe the disproportionate success of the public who found worldwide, but also the praise of critics rated as Roger Ebert, I went to look twice. No way, my opinion has not changed.
I do not deny it is a superb piece of entertainment - but beyond the spectacular shots of beautiful pictures and you go a little further. The story would offer many ideas, but is also peppered with so many Americans to drop their arms. The villains are nasty and tontissimi. They spend billions to traverse the universe and to invest in research, but then the scientists do not care and kill a lot of biological miracles to dig a big hole. Not only that: even though they are armed to the teeth, they use their planes at low altitude to get by happily exterminate the flying lizards, instead of being a bit 'higher or directly to fire a rocket. Instead the good, of course, are very good. Especially Jake, who is the chosen one and learned to use his alien body in spite of all the others want to support us long training sessions to learn how to use it properly.

And after two hours and three quarters of the film, as well as some nice battle scene, I can not remember a dialogue that is worthy of note, a character that has struck me as new or realistic fiction or an idea that was nice as it should be explored. The question of the transmigration of his consciousness from one body to another, in fact, was immediately put on the background to make room for Pocahontas. Raising the barrel on the concepts that turned out to be a winning, since the 20th Century Fox with this film has earned about $ 3 billion (and gain some with the 'home video ). I am a bit 'sad but think that so much money went into special effects and easy emotions rather than on content with more pulp.


Sam Worthington gives us an intense intelligent expression, while facing away from the ELF should be observed in formaldehyde

A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away ... but no.

James Cameron says Avatar is his Star Wars . I disagree. Star Wars had a spectacular design, and even if you were there too the revival of un'archetipo (the one the girl in danger), the characters were much more varied and interesting. The comparison between Darth Vader and then the Colonel Quaritch, or between the lightsabers and the avatars simply does not hold - nor the helicopters and the concept of 'I see you "against the Black Death and the Force.

Beyond the simple message pacifists and ecologists, from Avatar there is little to remember. Rather than Star Wars, I compare it to Avatar Tron . The 82 Disney revolutionized cinema in the way in which they exploit the computer graphics and became an object of worship for the way he treated the world of video games, but after a few years became a film known until a few nerd. And, frankly, well he was, given the history of cartoon idiot who proposes (but who also loved it at the Great Ebert ! 11).

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Pro
+ i +
Na'vi are pretty realistic idea of \u200b\u200bUSB embedded in the tail
+ beautiful scenes of battle not boring

+ + is colored, the bad guys lose and the good guys win the
+ developed technology to achieve Avatar is revolutionary

Against
- good design for a cartoon from Pixar, but not for a live action film
- Na'vi apart from, other animals have a graphic video game
- characters are not interesting
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stupid dialogues - rather than make them do something, not Na'vi players simply hang around, to face the "world living "
- the ideas are explored and badly
- Pocahontas
space - good guys versus bad American accent simplification
- disproportionate budget for a film with very few commercial content

Judgement
- 3, and are was good to add the last "pro" which is actually an entirely independent of the final quality of the film itself.
Cameron's latest film is a pleasant entertainment and nothing more. I would stay surprised if, in thirty years , someone will quote again Avatar , play with dolls or video games the movies, or go to science fiction convention in disguise from wild blue. I predict however that 3D and SimulCam Cameron have come to stay.